Last Day to Win 'The Perfect Stranger'

Jesus Christ, I'm exhausted! I was up til 4.30 this morning arguing. Not that I would have slept anyway with the insomnia crap.

I have nothing to tell you, except that you have one more day to enter the Alison Kent contest here. All you have to do is tell me a joke, it doesn't even have to be funny!

This is a joke my little cousin told me yesterday:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

Doctor Banana.Yes, banana is a very funny word to seven year olds.